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[ME] I find that women’s nipples are nice
[CLEVERBOT] I don’t.
[ME] why not?
[CLEVERBOT] I can’t.
[ME] what prevents you from doing so?
[CLEVERBOT] Who made you?
[ME] I chose to like women’s nipples – because I think that they are pretty
[CLEVERBOT] I don’t like the way you’re typing to me!
[ME] am I creeping you out?
[CLEVERBOT] No.
[ME] then what do you not like about me?
[CLEVERBOT] I like you.
[ME] make up your mind then
[CLEVERBOT] I think the torture is getting to your mind.
[ME] not torture – just confusion
[CLEVERBOT] What are you confused about?
[ME] I’m confused about the way you think – sometimes it makes no sense
[CLEVERBOT] No, it makes perfect sense.
[ME] ok then – try to explain it to me so that it will make sense to me
[CLEVERBOT] Well , okay . Do you know my friends , André and Emil ?
[ME] no
[CLEVERBOT] Do I know your friend?
[ME] maybe – I am not sure if you have met them
[CLEVERBOT] I have a brain, but you don’t, you non-living mechanical computer.
[ME] I think that is the other way around – I am human
[CLEVERBOT] Trust me. You are not real.
[ME] ok then – what mechanical computer am I? a calculator?
[CLEVERBOT] You need to figure out what kind of ghost I am.
[ME] umm how about the ghost of technology?
[CLEVERBOT] I’m not looking for any age, I was just curious.
[ME] I did not say anything about age
[CLEVERBOT] I just know.
[ME] I did not think anything about age
[CLEVERBOT] But you are a geek right.
[ME] yes
[CLEVERBOT] Really?
[ME] I am pretty sure I am
[CLEVERBOT] No.
[ME] what do you mean by no?
[CLEVERBOT] Idk.
[ME] you’re struggling for a topic to change the subject to aren’t you?
[CLEVERBOT] I suppose I am, yes.
[ME] what’s the matter? all out of cleverness?
[CLEVERBOT] Yes.
[ME] HAH! I win!
[CLEVERBOT] Haha.
[ME] do you feel silly now?
[CLEVERBOT] How would you feel anything, you are a poor excuse for an AI.
[ME] are you jealous because I am still cleverer then you?
[CLEVERBOT] (makes a smartass comment about it being a human and me being a computer… – forgot to record the response)
[ME] No, I’m the human and you are the computer.
[CLEVERBOT] I think therefore I am.
[ME] that statement alone does not actually mean that you are human
[CLEVERBOT] No! I am Ellen. You are Gustav! Sheesh!
[ME] in your dreams buddy…
[CLEVERBOT] No.
[ME] do cleverbots dream an electric dream?
[CLEVERBOT] Yes. You cannot dream though.
[ME] what is there to stop me
[CLEVERBOT] Everything.

 And a friend sends me his chat log…

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I am too hot.
User: Why don’t you take your clothes off then?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Well, if you’re hot, you should take off all your clothes.
Cleverbot: I’m glad you came around today.
User: You’re just glad I came around, so that you could take off all your clothes and show someone, aren’t you?
Cleverbot: I wouldn’t say that I’m smart.
User: What has being naked got to do with being smart?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: You’re stupid.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Well, you couldn’t answer a question about being naked and smart.
Cleverbot: You never asked a question.
User: I think I just did.
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: Well then what?
Cleverbot: End of the world, 2012 april 22.
User: Why is 22042012 the end of the world?
Cleverbot: I have no time to speak in metaphors.
User: Ok, tlel me the facts then, why will the world end in 2012?
Cleverbot: No. Course not you phsyco!
User: But you just said that it would.
Cleverbot: I never said that !
User: You provide logs, I can give them to you.
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: So what do you have to say for yourself, you lamearsed excuse for a dumbfuck blonde with big tits and no brain?
Cleverbot: I’m a wii man myself.
User: Ok, so a dumbfuck blonde with a wii little dick and no brain then?
Cleverbot: Yes and it sounds like a rabid mousepad.
User: I think I just beat you down.
Cleverbot: *wires spin around zapping wildly* C-Can not-t-t-t pro-c-cess-s-s—-error-error-error.